FML Column
Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on and broke it, cutting my butt. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by kat101 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was wearing flip flops in class and had my feet under the desk of the pregnant girl sitting in front of me. Her water broke all over my exposed feet. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by waterfeet (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, a Muslim lady came up to me at work and asked if we had a quiet room for her to pray in. I'm new to the building but knew of an empty studio that would be suitable, so I escorted her there. I got the wrong door and am in trouble for suggesting she should pray in the toilet. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Meow (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his bank to check his savings balance, only to find he had $3.60 in his account. Oddly enough, my boyfriend was acting excited and giddy to see this. Why was he so excited? That meant he could still afford to buy a Mc Mini. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 4:58am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by megmo7 - United States
Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was walking down the street and as these two really hot girls passed me, I noticed that they were checking me out so I tried to be as Macho as possible. As soon as they pass, I hear one of them say, "OMG, he looks just like Justin Bieber!" I'm 24 and apparently not very Macho. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago
Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
